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New Jersey SWAT Team in Standoff with Cardboard Cutout

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A group of cops in New Jersey looked like turkeys Thanksgiving night after an hourlong standoff at a bank with an armed "bandit" that turned out to be a life-size cardboard cutout of a man.

...Mitchell said the cutout was first spotted when an officer responding to the alarm looked through a window and saw it on the screen of the bank's surveillance monitor.

The cutout - for an advertising promotion - was gone yesterday afternoon.

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{"commentId":4245792,"authorDomain":"iarnuocon"}

I heard the DA doesn't intend to prosecute. Apparently the case against the cutout is paper-thin.

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Reply#1 - Mon Dec 1, 2008 11:15 AM EST
{"commentId":4245963,"authorDomain":"waynef415"}

Ooooh that was bad.  Did you just fly in from Miami?  Are your arms tired?

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#1.1 - Mon Dec 1, 2008 11:34 AM EST
{"commentId":4246104,"authorDomain":"Griff69"}

I suppose we should be glad no one was hurt. The cutout was probably a better shot than most of the officers.

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#1.2 - Mon Dec 1, 2008 11:46 AM EST
{"commentId":4248923,"authorDomain":"emartens"}

I thought stuff like this only happened in Florida!

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    #1.3 - Mon Dec 1, 2008 3:43 PM EST
    {"commentId":4254571,"authorDomain":"waynef415"}

    The cutout was probably a better shot than most of the officers.

    And the officers would have run out of ammo first, I'm bettin'...

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    #1.4 - Mon Dec 1, 2008 11:33 PM EST
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    {"commentId":4248768,"authorDomain":"susibv"}

    oh cut it out already.

    ;)

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    Reply#2 - Mon Dec 1, 2008 3:33 PM EST
    {"commentId":4249235,"authorDomain":"mbanneh"}

    ha ha ha Susi you crack me up.

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      #2.1 - Mon Dec 1, 2008 4:01 PM EST
      {"commentId":4286532,"authorDomain":"susibv"}

      :) Mary

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        #2.2 - Thu Dec 4, 2008 9:09 AM EST
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        {"commentId":4259017,"authorDomain":"mojo31979"}

        We should feel so proud!!  Those are our tax dollars hard at work!

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          Reply#3 - Tue Dec 2, 2008 12:04 PM EST
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